Either the Debian users don't know about these forums, or don't need any help

so I'll get the ball rolling here!
I hate to start out on a bad note, but there is a caveat to using Debian under Virtuozzo (all Spry
VPS packages.)
apt-get dist-upgrade will break your system... badly!
The reason for this is the developers of Virtuozzo have been a little behind on releasing an updated OS template for use in a
VPS. We're currently installing Woody (3.0). Doing an
apt-get dist-upgrade will attempt to upgrade your
VPS to the latest stable version, which means kernel and libc upgrades.
Don't do it!
Every
VPS on a hardware node shares the same kernel, and cannot be upgraded/modified from within your environment. This means when you reboot your server to load the new kernel, and the old one loads instead, your modutils and glibc will be very
very confused. The only way we can recover from this is to reinstall your virtual environment, which means your disk space will be reformatted, and any customization you have done will be gone.
We may be able to recover some files, but the OS will have to be reinstalled.
I have a theory that pinning the kernel-image package (and any dependent packages) to their current installed version in apt would allow
apt-get dist-upgrade to work, but this has
not been tested. If you have successfully used dist-upgrade, please share the knowledge here!
Please note this does not mean you cannot use
apt-get update or
apt-get upgrade to upgrade other applications! Have at it!